This is hysterical. A very, very, very badly translated menu at a Chinese restaurant. There are a couple examples below but click here for the whole menu and commentary by the person who discovered it.
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Chinese Restaraunt Menu
Posted in Humor, Website on April 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
TED Talks: Ken Robinson on Creativity and Education
Posted in Helpful Stuff, Humor, Videos, Website on April 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Wario Farts On Pokemon
Posted in Humor, Website on April 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Wario Farts On Pokemon, apparently.
For All You UO Renters…
Posted in Helpful Stuff, Website on April 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Depending on what kind of lease you have, your lease may be ending relatively soon. It’s very possible that your landlord might try to screw you in some way, especially if you live in the West University neighborhood and/or are moving. The UO has free legal advice/legal services for all students and deals a lot [...]
Top 10 Things NOT to Do If You Are Arrested
Posted in Helpful Stuff, Website on April 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
In this coming age, where the Government is not necessarily on your side, if all shit breaks loose and you end up encountering a Police officer or two, follow these steps to ensure you don’t get swindled out of your rights and to ensure that YOU win, not the Police. http://www.karemar.com/blog/top-ten-10-things-not-do-if-you-are-arrested
The last time I had this much fun, I was baking the chocolate dermal slug…
Posted in Humor, Website on March 31, 2008 | 1 Comment »
This is a handy device useful in all sorts of social gathering situations – a euphemism generator! It’s fun to click on and even more fun to attempt to construct random pick-up lines from said euphemisms: So, how about you and me “surf the slippery peach” sometime? She seemed like a shy girl when they [...]
A New Era
Posted in Humor, Portland/Local, Website, tagged portland, vegan, weird on March 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Gentlemen everywhere have reason to celebrate as the wonderful city of Portland once again dazzles and stuns us all with its mind-defying innovation. Where else can one enjoy the leisures of life while proclaiming your battle against the tyrannies of animal cruelty? The Casa Diablo is the world’s first vegan strip club. Yes, vegan. Now [...]
The Bureau of Communication
Posted in Humor, Website, tagged Humor, The Bureau of Communication, Website on March 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This is a cool website. It lets you send “formal notices” to people about various things. The Declaration of Romantic Intent is my favorite.
Seasonal Food Calendar
Posted in Food/Cooking, Website, tagged Food/Cooking, Websites on March 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Want to know which fruits, vegetables, and meat are in season every month? Well, thank God for this handy little chart.
“Woman Overjoyed By Giant Uterine Parasite”
Posted in Humor, Website, tagged Humor, Parasite, Website on March 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This is a bit of a disturbing article. I don’t know how people can live with these things.